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sitonmyface956: rgvsexplorers: 956rgvlatinas: Wow Need this in my life Why is this not My wife yet.. what is her name Mi

thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

reinaelsa: iamladyloin: nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what the fuck im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. You don’t have to be 40 to know valuable life skills tbh

born-naked-stay-naked: alex717171: Otra vergota Why is this guys not in my life.

drawing these assbutts improves my mood so much it’s ridiculous nextpreviousfirst

pizzaforpresident: this is the most beautiful video i have ever watched If you have not made your first cookie yet, today is the day

This is rape culture Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS “But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re

#LOWCARB #LCHF low carb, IMO maybe not more than one a day and just a treat most likely. “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor. He couldn’t shake how absolutely wrong it sounded to him. Why? Is this what health care is all

#progesterone #progesteronecream Progesterone not just for women any more. “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor. He couldn’t shake how absolutely wrong it sounded to him. Why? Is this what health care is all about, taking

why-is-this-not-my-life: alwaysdotherightthing: Joon and his precious mum. his mom is my favorite She is queen and I love her

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

milleniumstargazer: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is so vile and sinister. My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life Why does this not have more notes? Reblog!

butterflyshark: dizmama: ryuuhoho: this is going to kill my hand jfc why did i decide this was how I wanted to do the hair wh y here is a MUCH HAIR tip that will probably make your life %10 easier!pick any brush u want and freely sketch yo hair

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

Why is this not in Tori and my life?

queensimia:ariakitty:reinaelsa:iamladyloin:nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. You don’t have to be 40 to know valuable life skills

My brother started recording SU episodes a few weeks back (after hearing me talk about how great the show is for over a year, haha) and after seeing a few random episodes became interested enough to sit down and marathon all the current episodes in order.

I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just

jackthevulture: This exchange is why faygopharaoh and I should not discuss domestic au scenarios ever. Ishizu is concerned about Mariks life choices. Bakura is in the bathroom taking a piss and he can hear every word.

what the ever living fuck is five nights at freddy’s and why is it all over my dash.

season0yamiyuugis: takingbackourculture: Just wanted to share the disaster that is Regina Spektor. Shame, I really enjoy(ed?) her music but now I’d probably cringe if I played her music ever again. Didn’t realise she was such a shameless racist.

Omg is this for real? I’m finally getting financial aid money? Haha why tho? Idk. But if this is not a joke, I am happy! Haha wooo. I thought I never qualified! I hope the 跍 will cover for my books haha even though the most I ever spent was like

tarynel: hood2go: opinionatednonsense: hood2go: tdemeco: yeskagreen: hood2go: I haven’t had dick in so long. Why is my life like this. I really don’t understand why my life is like this 😐 Did I not fix that for you? Apparently you ain’t

bae–electronica: milleniumstargazer: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is so vile and sinister. My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life Why does this not have more notes? Reblog! So evil I can’t see Nike

queensimia:ariakitty:reinaelsa: iamladyloin: nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. You don’t have to be 40 to know valuable life

drunk-terminator: matching icons for you and your husband, the parents in training

fullflamealchemist: talentedliarloki: lokilaufeydottir: bettybannersciencechick: ask-guardian-jackfrost: right darkeningsand: Why did I make this? {OOC} LISTEN TO THE SONG OF MY LIFE. I SAID I’D GET THEM DONE BUT THAT WAS

space-queer: 93044: This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life NO NOT THIS COMMERCIAL AGAIN OH GOD WHY

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

chefredux: pandadee93: music-for-love: im-your-pusha-man: Lawd yess!!! Yess. WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE?! Yus

chefredux: pandadee93: music-for-love: im-your-pusha-man: Lawd yess!!! Yess. WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE?! Yus Message me this movie title

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

Wow this process is taking up a lott of my time. Which explains why I’ve been super MIABUT there is a super cute guy in my life now. Just started dating recently and hoping it will go somewhere. I don’t see how it could not. He’s so,

even-odd: Why is this not my life

hanji-buntaichou: ask-blindarmin: heichou-bitches: hanji-buntaichou: WATCH THIS COVER. JUST DO IT. IT’S LIFE CHANGING. THAT’S HOW GOOD IT IS. mY MOUTH WAS OpEN THE ENTIRE TIME HOLY SHIT [[ WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES BECAUSE HOLY

paninimami: shaolinfantastic007: Why, is this not my life ^!!!

queensimia: ariakitty: reinaelsa: iamladyloin: nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. You don’t have to be 40 to know valuable life

Why is my xbox giving me achievements for how much netflix ive watched like no this is not an achievment my life is spiralling out of control

Why is my xbox giving me achievements for how much netflix ive watched like no this is not an achievment my life is spiralling out of control

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

fangirl-abc: pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel: incognito-author: vacidicar: spadenightmaren: what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life Why is this not getting around faster DUDE I TOLD YOU GEESE ARE EVIL The dark, moths,

folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an interview tomorrow!

folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an interview tomorrow!

obsessedbystrawberry: Why is this not in my life?

I already was an audience memeber for the Maury show in October but sure why not go to the Jerry Springer show with Candi this month.

I'm reaching the age when even my parents are making comments why I'm not "settled down" yet with someone -__- Sorry, your generation men actually worked and this one is the couch dwellers.

justacasgirl: gildedprep: THIS POST IS MY LIFE OMG WHY IS JARED NOT IN A POST ABOUT TALLNESS????

This summer, I’ve kinda neglected my Tumblr, I know that… Here is/are the lovely reason(s) why… Not that Stats book, that was just on my desk lol. But AP Chem hw and my precalc course have consumed my life ): And Japanese homework

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

fuckyeahgaydudes: spoonsdammit: Lord Iron, “Twins” This is not my life why?

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

queensimia:ariakitty:reinaelsa: iamladyloin: nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. You don’t have to be 40 to know valuable life

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

artemispanthar: According to the SU Mad Libs (which is totally not canon, but whatever) Garnet loves to surf. So there’s no reason why she wouldn’t love to skateboard too

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing

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